SAM x KOBIN meta under the cut
I personally think that Sam would have a total hate-boner for Kobin, considering the whole “you killed my daughter” thing. And Kobin would be in the scared-but-weirdly-turned-on category, cause Sam is scary when he’s mad but on the other hand he’s all sexy with his muscles and his 5:00 shadow and all his skin-tight shirts. and sam would totally be banging kobin doggy style in kobin’s holding cell on paladin. he’d probably make it a habit of fucking kobin before he would go off on missions. getting off before hand helps him focus. and kobin would talk back and be like “ah ah, not so fast, you have to kiss me first” but he’d always take whatever sam gave him cause even though sam was rough he always made sure kobin got off too. and when they had both come kobin would pull sam down for a deep tongue kiss. it was the only thing kobin didn’t ask permission for.